I would like essays. Preferably more than a rant. Any topic, any length, your choice. Please don't give me anything else, as I will have no choice but to dispose of it while driving on the highway late at night, and I hate littering.
“Who calleth me? Everyman? What! Hast thou haste! I lie here in corners, trussed and piled so high, And in chest I am locked so fast, Also sacked in bags. Thou mayst see with thine eye, I cannot stir; in packs low I lie. What would ye have? Lightly me say.”